Ghost hunting

When you try to land an 80-something husband, hoping that he kicks off during the honeymoon and you inherit his fortune.

Carol couldn't believe what luck Sandra had with ghost hunting. Sandra had managed to find, married, and be widowed by her 83 year-old husband all by the time the nuptials were finalized.

by Bonerstallion April 21, 2015

Ghost Hunting

Going to a graveyard at 5 in the morning to scare the shit out of yourself.

Lydia and Rachel went to the haunted graveyard to go Ghost Hunting. The night ended with them scared shitless, and pants around their ankles.

by heybrianax December 17, 2010

Ghost Hunting

The act of masterbating rigorously in order to ejaculate on potential ghosts, leaving them covered in a white substance that sticks to the apparition, therefore, revealing any invisible ghosts.

"I would never have seen grandma again if I hadn't been ghost hunting in the abandoned old house."

by Heyjas08 September 30, 2011

ghost hunting

getting a blowjob in the bushes

I just went ghost hunting!

by cheezyfresh December 8, 2007

ghost hunting

when a ghostee scrolls deep down in the DMs to try & make contact with ghosts

Karen got really drunk then went ghost hunting in her inbox at 3 am

by LilVickyRaps January 29, 2019

ghost hunting

Attempting to stop a problem that doesn't actually exist.

Jean, a feminazi, was trying to solve gender equalities. Unfortunately for (non-binary pronoun), that problem doesn't actually exist, therefore (non-binary pronoun) was ghost hunting.

by keirg April 6, 2017

A haunting of Ghost

Noun of assemblage;
A group of Ghosts, similar to "a murder of crows".

Bruh, there's a hella haunting of Ghosts up in that abandoned hospital.

by Johnny Catt November 28, 2020