When you sitting on the throne and you drop the perfect fat turd, the one that comes out solid, fast and clean. It hits the water in the bowl true and straight, like a cliff diver in the championship finals! And as the perfect torpedo of howdy ho hanky the Christmas Poo propels itself in to the depths of the toilet bowel it shoots a perfectly aimed back draft jet of toilet water straight up to hit your puckered chocolate star fish ! You get a little shiver from the cold shot to your naught, but at the same time smile with the satisfaction of just having dropped the perfect turd.
by Chunkydaddy July 29, 2023
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