Getting Pregnant

getting completely trashed

Example 1
Friend A: how drunk were you last night?
Friend B: dude, i got so fucking pregnant

Example 2
we're getting pregnant tonight, you in?

by twinklesmcglitter12345 October 23, 2011

how to get pregnant

bend over and i'll show you.

lols, sally got fucked and is now pregnant. She now knows how to get pregnant.

by Shatonmedeek January 6, 2009

National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant

Verb; For a gentleman, engaging in a vigorous act of self-love.

Bob: "Girlfriend round tonight mate?"

Trevor: "Nah, bruv...she's up on blocks. I think I'll be Trying To Get The Sky Pregnant for the next few days."

Bob: "Tough break, mate...I know how you feel."

Trevor: "Ian Beale!"

Both: "'Eeeeey!"

by Tod316UK March 8, 2011

Get Pregnant

The act of putting a woman in a mating press and fucking her until she gets pregnant.

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

by bevelity January 24, 2024

plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!

it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant 😔

by CUMSE December 25, 2023

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019