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getting cooked

when you walk into class without any books or when you fail a test
student: i was getting cooked by the teacher when we got the test back
by foxy_da_mntndewking420 March 26, 2017
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Getting Cookied

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
by Brutal Age July 29, 2019
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Getting corked

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.
Jess: Girl I am totally getting corked tonight.

Emily: Um, are you sure I can handle it?
by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020
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getting cocked

Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
by the pervy pilot November 30, 2017
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Getting cocked

When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend
(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.

(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.
by Kennclie April 16, 2020
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