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get your money 

To work out

Give it all you got

Hustle
Look at David doing some dips over there
“Hey, David! Get your money, my boi!”
get your money by Puddles May 11, 2019

get your money 

to masterbate while in county jail, usually in an a shower area designated for masterbation
the shower on the right is to "get your money" in the one on the left is for showering
get your money by woody cockard January 30, 2010

Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up 

a lame nigga that think he funny but he's not and he needs to Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up
"this nigga unfunny Get Your Money Up Not Your Funny Up"

get your money up and your height up

when youre broke asf but also short

Get your money up not your funny up 

A phrase commonly said by people (mostly Tobis) who don’t get pussy and feel like getting more money will bring them more girls
Don’t stress about getting pussy man, get your money up not your funny up.

Don't get your honey where you get your money. 

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.
Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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