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German Shower Curtain

A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.
Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."

Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."
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