a book written by stephen king thats about a housewife living in the shadow of her husband gerald well for a period of time he has been in to dominating his wife and doing variaous s and m activites with her. Well one day he drove his wife {Jessie burlingame} up to there summer cabin where jessie decided she did not want to deal with this anymore she tried to get him to let her loose but the asshole was either planning to rape her or just thought that this was part of the game to so he ignored her and she kicked him in the balls and now he's dead and now she's hearing her old lesbain collge roomate ruth's voice inside her head telling her the only way she can get out of this alive is by submitting her self to {28} fucking hours alone in this empty house with her decaying husbane and a stray dog that comes and goes and to confront her childhood molestation by her dad and brother who {goosed} her. She does and escapes the summer house
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.