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Georgia Guidestones 

A group of rocks with a message written in twelve languages (notably, this includes English, Sanskrit, and Classical Greek), essentially advocating a world Government. These were erected and funded by an anonymous donor using the pseudonym Robert C. Christian, so we do not know if this is an individual or a representative of a group, and how much power and influence they have.

The "guide" part comes from the content of this message: a list of instructions. The instructions, as in the English inscriptions, are:

1. Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
2. Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
3. Unite humanity with a living new language.
4. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
5. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
6. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
7. Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
8. Balance personal rights with social duties.
9. Prize truthbeauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
10. Be not a cancer on the Earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.
Person A: The Georgia Guidestones prove that there is at least one person with at least some influence advocating a world government.

Person B: That would be a huge blow to individual liberty! And with a monopolous world government and a digital currency, you would only need a madman in power to instate communism! And since all politicians are pretty much mad anyway, that would not take long!

Person A: Let them try. Let the world crash and burn as communism fails once and for all. Humanity has risen from its own ashes again. We are a cockroach upon nature, and now that we have declared war, we can no longer back down.
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