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Get the George C mug.The “4th best high school” in Fairfax county/Virginia. Rivals are currently Madison and McLean. Most of the school is devised by the lower/middle class (Pimmit) and the Uppermiddle/UpperClass. Athletes say their sport records are the best, (when in reality is below the percentile.)
In reality this school is ONLY good by name, more than half of the students are narcissist and two faced jackasses. The white kids at the school (not all,) are undertone racist bitches. Not only that, but the boys are also heavily egotistical and pray on those who are weak and bully the shit out of the them. This especially happens when the people who bully are freshmen.
The staff are ignorant and moronic, they also do undertone discrimination. They do not help and they preach “come to us if you need help/support) but when you actually do, you get yelled and screamed at and be told to “work harder,” some teachers target students to, and act like they don’t even want to work at their job like they’re supposed to.
The girls are also heavily Narcissistic (NOT ALL), they act well mature and prepared but in reality they despise everyone in the school for some bullshit reason, they dick ride some rich douchebag boy in order to be seen as popular, they also smoke weed, and they also have sex but not say it as much as the boys. They make fun of you for the SLIGHTEST mistake,, (not all girls, but i’ve seen a lot of them and this also applies to boys too)
In reality this school is ONLY good by name, more than half of the students are narcissist and two faced jackasses. The white kids at the school (not all,) are undertone racist bitches. Not only that, but the boys are also heavily egotistical and pray on those who are weak and bully the shit out of the them. This especially happens when the people who bully are freshmen.
The staff are ignorant and moronic, they also do undertone discrimination. They do not help and they preach “come to us if you need help/support) but when you actually do, you get yelled and screamed at and be told to “work harder,” some teachers target students to, and act like they don’t even want to work at their job like they’re supposed to.
The girls are also heavily Narcissistic (NOT ALL), they act well mature and prepared but in reality they despise everyone in the school for some bullshit reason, they dick ride some rich douchebag boy in order to be seen as popular, they also smoke weed, and they also have sex but not say it as much as the boys. They make fun of you for the SLIGHTEST mistake,, (not all girls, but i’ve seen a lot of them and this also applies to boys too)
“This advisory lessons is all about diversity for the teachers,” *proceeds to discriminate you based on your ethnicity.*
“IB is the best diploma you can get!” (Doesn’t do jackshit.
“you wanna walk around the school and pick on some innocent bystanders for no reason?”
“George C Marshall High School is the best school!” (*proceeds to say the most vile racist shit no human had ever heard*)
“IB is the best diploma you can get!” (Doesn’t do jackshit.
“you wanna walk around the school and pick on some innocent bystanders for no reason?”
“George C Marshall High School is the best school!” (*proceeds to say the most vile racist shit no human had ever heard*)
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Get the George C Marshall High school mug.Perhaps one of the finest comedians that ever lived, George Carlin defined the word counterculture as we know it today. Pushing the First Amendment as Lenny Bruce did, Carlin always had something to say and if you were easily offended by what he said he would advise you to "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE". I hope the First Amendment didn't w/ him. I will miss Georgie Porgie…
Most people are not particulary good at anything. George Carlin
If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it, it is something that I like to do.
If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
March 1997 We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it, it is something that I like to do.
If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
March 1997 We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
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Get the George Carlin mug.Funk-genius who lead Parliament andFunkadelic, and was behind a load of others such as Bootsy's Rubber Band, Fred Wesley and the Horny Horns, etc etc. Now a solo-artist. Directly inspired acts like Prince and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. His back-catalogue has often been sampled by zillions of hip-hop artists.
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Get the George Clinton mug.Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don't have to listen.
Oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain's magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea
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