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George Washington Bridge 

if two girls eiffel tower a dude, the girl that is sitting on the dude's face is in reverse cowgirl orientation. not sure if you've ever tried this but your nose ends up too close to her ass and there isn't much to do from back there besides tongue-bang her. so flip that girl around by 180 degrees so she's in cowgirl orientation. much better for eating her out but now the girls can't high-five. however, the girl on your face can reach back for a low five from the girl on your dick or they can even hold hands this way, resembling the suspension on a bridge.
these two girls wanted to eiffel tower me but i showed 'em how to George Washington Bridge instead.
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golden gate george washinton bridge 

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper
I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026