Geolorgy

When a group of geologists get together for sexy time.

Howard: Hey everyone, i'm feeling horny. Lets have a geolorgy behind that rock!

by Geochick March 13, 2013

Geology

Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.

If you don't know what geology is, you are an absolute idiot.

by Bill_Nye May 1, 2010

Geology

the study of pressure and time.

Oh andy loved geology. I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature

by hitandmiss November 17, 2013

flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.

Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.

by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018

dirty hands geology

Nickname for geology lab research done indoors with soil samples from outside. Derives from the fact that such research, if done properly, will make your hands dirty (similar to "muddy boots biology").

Ethan: "My hands are all dirty from finding the pH of my soil sample"
Andrew: "Well, what did you expect? This IS dirty hands geology for Pete's sake!"

by Dirtyhandsmann March 28, 2009

Geology

other sciences like physics and biology explain the entire universe, what we are made up of and what everything is based around, but Geology is the science that explains 'what did I just trip over?'.

"hey dude what is the easiest and most stupid science that i can pass with no effort whatsoever?" "Geology..."

by Definitely not @orrick.bain September 1, 2018

geology

The study of solidified dinosaur poop spanning the worlds biggest urinal and extra terrestrial planets.

by Dr. Bleached White Nigger November 7, 2003