geodorant

using a stick of deodorant for the "gooch area" (the gap between your ass and reproductive organs) of a male when it becomes sweatty.

*also known as G-O or gooch-odorant

trogdor - "awe fudge, my gooch is shooo shvetty."
kerpal - "try this geodorant!"

by Rob the Rooster May 22, 2007

Geodorant

That shit G's put on to smell good. it could be deodorant cologne perfume anything that hides covers or changes the odor of a G.

Damn, you fresh whatcha got on?

Dats just my geodorant.

by Billionaire Broads Executives June 28, 2008

deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

Deodorant

A thing people should not eat. EVER!

Virgil: you don't eat deodorant.
Remus:well maybe you don't. Haha

by Remy=StarBucks February 18, 2020

Deodorant Dingleberries

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.

I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

deodorant shower

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.

1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."

by stemkid13 April 30, 2011

deodorant boobs

the repulsive taste (and often numbing sensation) experienced when you suck and/or motorboat a girl's saggy boobs. almost always the result of laying her down and having her loosely assembled funbags falling carelessly in to the crevices between her overly scented armpits. this phenomena is typically experienced after a long night of drinking when options are few and far between and a guy either has a dead booty call cellphone or no other prospects at the bar.

"yo dude, did you see that chick that jon bladed last night?" -- patrick
"yeah man, she had a classic case of deodorant boobs. i wouldnt fuck her with your dick and fabio pushing" --chris

by JLS Orange Tiles March 20, 2010