genuine guy 

Similar to the nice guy, the genuine guy will be up to date on all the latest girl gossip and genuinely give advice to the girl about her problem (usually about an older man). He is fully attentive in all girl drama because he has no true guy friends of his own. However, the genuine guy can be semi-good looking and have somewhat of a life but when it comes to girl gossip he is all ears and ready to give his semi-professional psychological advice.

Sammy: There are no genuine guys left in this school
Carla: Yeah... tell me about it. Gabe is real jerk and I can never find a genuine guy.
Sammy: Well at least Nick is a genuine guy, he gives good advice right?
Carla: Yeah that's true...Oh! Gabe texted me. Do you know where Nick is? I need his advice.
Sammy: I don't know where he is. Dammit, I wish Nick wasn't the only genuine guy around here we could ask for advice. Oh well...

genuine guy by nathanasatos January 14, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016