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Gentleman's Lunch

A meal taken in private while evading responsibility and perusing pornography or other sexually explicit material
Bento bow from Sushi King, the lesbian scene from Mulholland Drive: time for Gentleman's Lunch!
Gentleman's Lunch by crashcomet December 14, 2010

gentleman's lunch

Enjoying a meal or snack, while sitting atop the toilet. Done most often while defecating.
I was pressed for time between work and school, so I had to have a gentleman's lunch.

Lunch Gentleman 

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.
"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
Lunch Gentleman by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026