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General Grievous Halloween Costume

For a GGHC you need 2 sets of arms (not yours), 1 pair of legs (again not yours), and a skull (DEFINITELY not yours). None of these body parts should be yours.

Step 1: Look for 4 arms you want and chop them off someone. They'll be screaming in pain as they bleed out. You may want to put them out of their misery so they shut up! Or let them suffer not your problem. Once you do that go to some shack where you won't get caught. Leave the 4 new arms there proceed to step 2.
Step 2: Look for a pair of legs that you want. These should match your arms but it'd be funer to get all of these parts from different people. Cut this person in half horizontally and take their legs. It'd be more realistic if it were a male. But cut their dick off. You have your own so you don't need theirs. When done take this to the same shack as you did in step 1. Leave the new legs there proceed to step 3.
Step 3: This's the final/hardest step. You need to take somebody's head. This'll kill them so look for a black jewish gay man. They need to die! Once you find the BJGM kill him. Decapitate him before showing mercy. When he's dead and headless shave the head down to just the skull. Take the skull to the same shack as the previous steps.
To finish you GGHC you need to put these parts all together. So sew the 4 arms ontop of eachother. Then sew the arm set of 4 to the 2 legs. That will create the body. Finally enter the body and wear the skull like Grievous. Rule #1: Never get caught. Happy Halloween!
Person A "I've built a General Grievous Halloween Costume for Halloween!"
Person B "What do you mean 'you've built'? What parts did you use?"
Person A "It would be better if you didn't know. But it looks sick!"

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026