General Erection

When you wake up to vote for the general election on the 12th December, and you have an erection.

"I was gonna go to the polling station, but I woke up with a general erection."

by jxsiahthemosiah December 11, 2019

2005 General election

Large political event in the UK in which serveral parties duke it out in pursuit of government. The unthinkable happened as the exit polls got the result bang on target.

Final Score
Tony Blair-The Liar (Labour) 356
Michael Howard- The Vampire (Conservative) 197
Charles Kennedy- The boozer (Lib Dem) 62

American: The British 2005 General election is unimportant
Englishman: We have nukes, it's important

by R.Lyon (proud Tory) May 13, 2005