Geiger Counter 

Telling your friends you're on your way but showing up an hour later.

I'm so starving where is Joey Buttafuoco? I dunno he said he was on his way. He must be operating on Geiger Counter time.

Geiger Counter by EROYAL December 31, 2011

Geiger Counter 

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

Geiger Counter by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

gastronomical Geiger counter by QuacksO November 11, 2025