Geek Squad 

Professionals who work out of Best Buy store; they'll fix your computer in~store or come to your home to fix it.

Dangit, my computer has a virus; now I need to call the Geek Squad to fix it! I know they'll do a good job. They're very knowledgeable.

Geek Squad by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Geek Squad 

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

Geek Squad by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

Geek Squad 

A small computer tech store based in Minnesota that was bought by Best Buy. You can now find the Geek Squad in all Best Buy stores. If you wish to find one he or she will be wearing a white shirt, black slacks, and a tie with a Geek Squad Pin on it. With their supreme 1337-ness a Geek Squad agent will be able assist a customer with any computer crisis. Do not attempt to go to circuit city for a computer problem as they are too busy picking eachother's butts.

ohnoes my megahurtz they haev been ST0LED!!1!one! Haxx0rz gotted them!Call teh GEEK SQUAD!

Geek Squad by Xx|Phantom|xX April 27, 2005

geek squad 

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

geek squad by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007

Geek Squad 

A group of retarded monkeys that work at best buy thinking they can fix computers but in all reality is screw them up worse then they really are.

Geek squad: Heres your computer mam
Customer: Is if fixed?
Geek Squad: I dont know there wasnt a bannana in it
Customer: WTF?!

Geek Squad by Fresh Like Mike jones March 1, 2008

Geek Squad 

Geek Squad is the biggest bunch of assclowns under the sun. They think that the are the end-all be-all of anything regarding computers. They think that a week long course in pressing "ctrl+alt+delete" enables them to be elitist losers. Stay away from them at all cost.

My computer was broken, so I sent it to Geek Squad. Now it is a smoldering pile of rubble.

Geek Squad by Robbo15 July 24, 2008

geek squad 

A group of friends that get together to do coke every night.

Me and the geek squad blasted mad last night.

geek squad by ohohohohohohoh May 16, 2007