Gedg

Perfect person

Oh man I wish Gedg was here, he's so perfect

by Gedg February 3, 2022

Gedge

(verb)
1. To cause embarrassment to oneself by continuously trying to call someone after a night out

2. To cause embarrassment to oneself by persuading someone else to call a particular person on your behalf during a night out

You wouldn't believe who did a gedge last night.

Things got a bit weird after she kept doing a gedge on me.

by MrA January 12, 2009

Gedge

Term used by Northern English Ravers to describe perspiration that collects between the buttocks.

so much gedge - I need to get out of these pants

by closely observed trains August 18, 2010

Gedge

A North of England word meaning an old man, fogey, bloke. The sort of chap you would see with a Woodbine out of his mouth, a crooked back and a dodgy mac.

Check out the old gedge with his flies undone!

by Mike Chapman December 4, 2003

Gedge

Something/Someone horrible, disgusting, shit or with poor attributes.

Opposite of Dench or Peng

your feet smell well gedge

or

that bird you pulled was proper gedge

by Mista S March 18, 2012

Gedge

To slam a door following an altercation in a relationship (usually bedroom but could be front door or other) - works best in terraced houses in northern English.

oh dear, doesn't sound like that went too well - he's Gedged the door on his way out.

by infrared13 January 13, 2010

Pulling a Gedge

The art of falling asleep when you shouldn't: When clubbing, while eating a burger etc

Doris: Is that Rachel over there, sleeping in her plate of food?
Ted: Yeah.. She's pulling a Gedge..

by yculfishh April 7, 2010