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Gerin's Disease 

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model
I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!
Gerin's Disease by 666cr February 18, 2015
Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.
"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."
Geraint by NotGeraint November 14, 2013
Word commonly used to describe a young afro carribean fellow, prior to a night out on facebook chat, whilst still slightly intoxicated...
Dave: What you say Gariner?

Gariner: I didn't say anything... What did you do after school on Thursday?
Gariner by whatyousaygariner? February 19, 2009

kylie guarino 

Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.
Wow no one can be flatter than Kylie.
Girl: wow she’s kylie guarino
kylie guarino by yolohandke February 6, 2018

Stinky Gehringer

The act of leaving to drop a deuce mid-sex.
Bro #1: I had the nastiest greasy burrito before boning and I had to stinky gehringer her.

Bro #2: Don't worry, I finished the job for you.
garincha - a colloquial term for a male with an extremley well-proportioned genitalia
'Joe was so hung, his mates called him Garincha, the eighteen incher'.
garincha by joeyjoejoejunior April 4, 2006