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gay touch 

v: Usually when a group of guys try to touch each other in private areas, sometimes it doesn’t even have to be private areas. It could just be a whole bunch of guys messing around and pushing each other.
*People pushing and shoving* “Stop Gay Touching and get out of the way!”

Why don’t you stop gay touching and get your work done?
gay touch by Shield of Meat May 22, 2006
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Gay Touch 

The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.
Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain

Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now
Gay Touch by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

Gay Touch 

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
Gay Touch by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

the gay touch 

is when someone does something gay
"brooo u hear tony got the gay touch" "nah what happened" "bro he was suckin brenden off" "brooooo"
the gay touch by regan ronald June 12, 2021

Touch of Gay

The quality or ability of making something look nice and organized in such a fashion that it would only come natural to a gay man.
"Wow Henry, that cookie platter looks nice with intricate pattern of the frosting and layout of the different colors. You really have a Touch of Gay!"
Touch of Gay by TheWiseSaw December 15, 2011

It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
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