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Pronounced - gas-owp

Definition - EXTREMELY EXAGGERATED GASP THAT CAN LEAD TO CERTAIN LOSS OF BREATH
THE LADY GASOPED AT THE MANS NERVE TO MANSPLAIN
Gasop by NK11111 March 12, 2022
Related Words
Gasop gasophagus gasolina gasper Gasoline gasp gaspar gaso Gaspard Gaspulating
British Army slang for a cigarette believed to date from around the time of the Second Boer War 1899 – 1902. A gasper was a high tar cigarette, without any sort of filter tip, such as Woodbine or Capstan. They got the name because smoking caused the troops to gasp for breath when engaged in strenuous exercise.
“I'd just got clipped by a Boer bullet, nuffin' serious, so Jack gimme a gasper while he put a dressing on it.”
Gasper by AKACroatalin November 21, 2016
Smacking someone across the face with a cum filled condom with shit all over it.
Dude… I found out cunty Karen hates GME and AMC stonk, so after I gaped out her asshole last night, I Gasparino’ed her
Gasparino by Myballsaresmooth December 22, 2021

Gasplighting 

When you are dying of Covid, but you want to convince people that you are as healthy as you were 20 years ago.
President Trump was gasplighting the nation with his manly stamina and indomitable immune system via an onslaught of self-indulgent, faux-patriotic, poorly edited propaganda, but all anyone noticed was him struggling to breathe.
Gasplighting by Bogrimm October 5, 2020

Gaspard Ulliel 

1. Actor
2. Model
3. French
4. Adorable
5. Sexiest man alive!!!
Gaspard makes me gasp hard.

Je t'aime Gaspard Ulliel!!!
Gaspard Ulliel by Ahtmanas December 29, 2008

Gasphetti 

An exclamation of surprise when served pasta for the second or subsequent meal running.

Also the sound of the sharp intake of breath that can be heard when Hetty enters the room bearing pasta.

Also the inspiration behind the once-furious drumming by Robert Wyatt (as detailed in a story on the liner notes of Matching Mole's Little Red Record: ('....The warriors drew their breath sharply. It was Hette....')
1: Ma: "Hello, kids! Guess what's for dinner? Your favorite pasta."
Kid: "Gasphetti, Ma! We had pasta for breakfast and lunch already!"
Gasphetti by fronkzippo January 23, 2010