Gaseous Logic

Reasoning so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as logic at all—yet somehow still manages to be persuasive. Gaseous logic expands to fill any space, seeps through any crack, surrounds any opponent with an atmosphere of seeming reasonableness that's impossible to grab hold of. It's the logic of politicians who say everything and nothing, of pundits who sound profound while saying nothing, of that friend who can argue any side of any issue with equal conviction. Gaseous logic is impossible to refute because it has no fixed claims to grab onto—it's all atmosphere, no substance.

Example: "The candidate's answers were pure gaseous logic—expansive, diffuse, impossible to pin down. When pressed on healthcare, he spoke about freedom. When pressed on freedom, he spoke about the future. When pressed on the future, he spoke about healthcare. His logic filled the room but had no content. His supporters called him thoughtful; his opponents called him empty. Both were right."

Gaseous Logic by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Gaseous System Logic

A logical framework so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as logic at all—yet somehow still produces conclusions. Gaseous system logic expands to fill any conceptual space, seeps through any boundary, surrounds any issue with an atmosphere of seeming reason that's impossible to grab hold of. This is the logic of pundits who sound profound while saying nothing, of corporate mission statements that mean everything and nothing, of that friend who can argue any side with equal conviction. Gaseous system logic is impossible to refute because it has no fixed claims—it's all atmosphere, no substance.

Example: "The CEO's vision statement was pure gaseous system logic—'We're creating value through synergistic innovation while leveraging our core competencies to optimize stakeholder outcomes.' It sounded impressive, meant nothing, and couldn't be challenged because there was nothing to grab onto. Employees nodded, pretended to understand, and went back to work, surrounded by gas."

Gaseous System Logic by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012