Garrett B

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The kindest guy you will ever meet! He has a lot of emotional burdens but puts those aside to help others. He has amazing style but is not yet recognized for it. He has feelings for a girl but his nervous nature hold him back not wanting to loose her. He is working on himself but trusts very few to tell that to. He is also hecka hot and most likely has dirty blonde hair and is tall!!!!

Garrett B is the kindest bf ever!

Garrett B by Demonchild1617 June 18, 2021

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Garrett B. Bowen

A heart boy with a massive cock holy shit

also loves hentai!!

Wow his penis is huge he’s such a Garrett B. Bowen

Garrett B. Bowen by Reed Neese November 23, 2021

Garrett Boy

The gayyest boy ever I dont want him to be in this room pleasae leave garrett why your annoyying

Hey Garrett boy get the f*** out

Garrett Boy by The one who hates Garrett January 28, 2020

Garrett Bean

Garrett Bean, A great man known to IW. As a great Captain, To war-chief, To moderator. Our lovely Marleyan Ackerman.

Garrett Bean.

"Garrett-Carrot."

#Garrett Bean

Garrett Bean by Garrett Carrot Simp March 18, 2021

garrett brady

Garrett Brady is a good person but he is a asshole. A you person that you will fall in love with very easy. He is cute but don't fall in love cause then you will relize that he is the worst person in the world that could ever fall in love with. He is one of those people that thinks that he is the best and the hottest and the coolest person who ever walked earth and he is not.

Have u seen Garrett Brady lately, he has been such a asshole.

garrett brady by Katie Smith January 3, 2018

garrett the bitch

Courageous yet the little bitch, funny but yet the little bitch, mexican but yet the little bitch, funny but yet the little bitch. Gare is just a little bitch.

Wow! Did you hear that? Garrett the bitch really is just a little bitch.

garrett the bitch by Miss234 December 27, 2016

garrett with a beanie

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

garrett with a beanie by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026