Gardnin 

Seriously, nobody knows what the fuck this word means, but it orignates from Lil Wayne's often-used line: ""I'm going in." Now when you combine that with some good hearing, you get "Gardnin"

You know what? I'M GARDNIN! YOU GARDNIN?!?

Gardnin by darcy mcgee December 22, 2008

Gardinctious 

Something or an event that is extremely ridiculous, unbelievable, and crazy. Can be used both as positively or negatively.

"He's not my child?! That is so absolutely so gardinctious!"

Gardinctious by Jim@#$%^&*my November 1, 2023

luke gardiner 

Not good at COD, useless

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner

luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Allison Gardiner 

A teacher who loves chick fil a:) and kyle rhodes

Allison Gardiner wrote a poem:
oh my oh my..how she loves Dougherty
She can waddle around, and assert her authority
To all of those tiles yet to be cracked...
Is a solemn warning, to all of the children she has snapped
Broken and shattered, innocent no more
At fault of the scary lady and all the colors of the rainbow she adores

But one day, one brave soul emerged

Casted down by a bean of, light sent from the heavens
The children cheered as if the slots had all sevens

A tall figure entered the room, with a small box in hand
Ms Gardiner screamed and threw a fit, but he ignored her every command
The class was astonished, shocked if need be, what could cause such pandemonium and distress
She walked over and swiped the box and held it to the class, she yelled and screamed until there was nothing left to say
When the smoke had settled there was nothing left, but an old box of Chick Fil A

Allison Gardiner by 2023:) May 12, 2021

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

Gardening sucks 

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017