Gardnered

To be minding one's own business and then find one's self hit in the head (usually with a soft projectile).

I was intently trying to finish my work when, out of nowhere, I was Gardnered with a beachball.

by FRS December 9, 2008

getting rose-gardened

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Casey Gardner

The best character from Atypical and the queer icon we all need. Probably punching her brother or making out with Izzie, she's a real rollercoaster. All lesbians who've seen the show thinks she's hot.

"I am going to sit on you like an egg... Tweep tweep!" - Casey Gardner

by demon debbie September 12, 2020

Pulling a Frazier Gardner

When you like someone for a long amount of time and still haven’t asked them out

“Dude stop pulling a Frazier Gardner and ask her out already, it’s been 2 years”

by theawesomeone11 September 8, 2019

the gardner

Its when your having sex doggy style and just before you bust your load, you pull out and rip her ass hairs off of her balloon knot with your fingers like if they where weeds.

the Gardner teaches girls to shave the asshole.

by Hectizzle June 5, 2007

uphill gardner

slang for homosexual man

butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve.

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005

Captain Jimmy Gardner

The man, the myth, the legend, Captain Jimmy Gardner. He is a decorated war veteran from a family of war heroes, who only left the service due to losing his leg. He now pursues his dream of being a teacher at the Williamsport Area High School, substituting for teachers.

Sophomore 1: "Hey, there's Captain Jimmy Gardner. I heard he's subbing for TK today."
Sophomore 2: " Yeah, I heard his story in Rinker's last week when he subbed for him, but it was first told when he subbed for Mahon."
Sophomore 1: "Man, Raymond really is a crazy man."

Sophomore 2: "Yep."

by Captain Jimmy Gardner February 26, 2020