Gardenist

Someone who assumes that another party has garden (Backyard).

Jeremy is a gardenist because he is assuming That I have garden.

by Jboy234 March 18, 2022

Gardenia

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

Gardenia

Gardenia is a hot sexy Spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she'll get she doesn't play games, she's a great friend to have and she's super loyal she's always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about Gardenia is that she's unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she's practically a daredevil. She's also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she's innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. She is everything a guy could ever want plus more she's definitely wifey material so if you got a Gardenia on your hands don't let her go

You know that Gardenia chick she's mad weird but she's crazy fun

by P34ch3s November 24, 2014

Gardening Olympics

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

Gardening at night

The act of urinating in bushes after dark. The phrase is attributable to the R.E.M. song of the same name, written after the band was driving in a van after a show in the early 1980's and directed the van's driver, drummer Bill Berry, to pull to the side of the road so that the other band members could engage in some "night gardening" on the roadside bushes.

The cops gave him a ticket because he was caught gardening at night over off Broad Street.

by Laertes513 February 17, 2015