garden-variety 

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

garden-variety by Light Joker June 23, 2007

garden variety 

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

garden variety by Laird December 8, 2003

Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

Garden Variety Lesbians by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth 

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth by [schism] July 26, 2004

garden variety lesbian

If someone would please tell me wtf this means that would be great.. my bff and I were just referred to as such lmao.

You and your friend come off as garden variety lesbians.

garden variety lesbian by Katie Addeline August 15, 2016

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War by Frank West August 28, 2006