garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 09, 2003

garden-variety

ordinary, typical, average

His niece is a garden-variety twit.

by Light Joker June 02, 2007

Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

by Princess Addeline March 04, 2016

garden variety lesbian

If someone would please tell me wtf this means that would be great.. my bff and I were just referred to as such lmao.

You and your friend come off as garden variety lesbians.

by Katie Addeline March 04, 2016

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Garden Variety Hot Topic Goth

Mall-wandering Goth who shops at Hot Topic. Idolizes Amy Lee. Puts on black makeup and clothes, listens to Evanescence and Good Charlotte. Writes horrible Poetry.

"Hark! What doth cometh out of Hot Topic? The Pants with tons of Metal! The Good Charlotte Shirt! The GAWTHIK TEARDROPS! IT BE THE GARDEN VARIETY HOT TOPIC GOTH!"

by [schism] July 26, 2004