Garbage zombie
Fat blue collar workers that are dirty, unkempt, and generally lacking in manners, especially in a union . Can only communicate using grunts or talking about the latest fatball game. They live underground in the sewers and come up every so often to hoard beer and chicken wings during happy hour and when they eat too much they sit in the corner of the bus station and jerk off while making grunts. Most end up going on disability because they come into work drunk and slip on their own piss and beer. Their name comes from the fact that they live and breath in their own garbage and walk like zombies all day.
Tried to get a beer during happy hour but the bar smelt like shit because there were these garbage zombies crowding up the place and belching at each other.
Garbage zombie by GeneralWafflestomper666 August 14, 2019
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