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gappetizer

When a woman spreads her legs in a seductive manner to let a man know that she wants to have sex with him.

Textbook example of "gappetizer": Sharon Stone in the movie "Basic Instinct".
After I saw her throw me that gappetizer, I knew it was going to be a great night for me!

She gave him a little "gappetizer" to get his attention and thought to herself,"He's mine now Bitches!"
gappetizer by Ready! May 26, 2014
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gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .
My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .
gappetizer by leavin steven October 8, 2019

Gappetizer

When you beat the snot out of another fast car , but in reality just give him a taste of being gapped .
That slow ford thought he was fast , I handed him a gappetizer for dinner .
Gappetizer by leavin steven October 6, 2019

Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Fappetizer 

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.
I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.
Fappetizer by 011000110 April 13, 2015

Amsterdam Appetizer

The sexual act of eating an elongated piece of fruit or vegetable (most commonly a banana) out of woman's vagina, popularized by the live sex shows in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
I had an Amsterdam Appetizer from a coked up stripper and it was quite tasty.

Appetizer 

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.
Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.
Appetizer by Kanda March 27, 2007