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Ganondorf Dragmire 

Ganondorf is the lone Gerudo every century who kidnaps Princess Zelda in nearly every "Legend of Zelda" Game. He is usually categorized as a megalomaniac or a pensive man with a troubled heart....many go as far to say that is the reason he kidnaps Zelda. He is a very tall and muscular man (very handsome in my opinion also)with red-orange hair, dark skin, and golden eyes. He also is in control of the Triforce of Power and uses it to its full extent. While he is a handsome man on the outside, he is a pig like monster on the inside, known as Ganon. His pig like attitude can be seen in the ways as rumored he has plenty of affairs with the Gerudo women and possibly has even assaulted Zelda.

On the other side however, he is very thoughtful and has an elaborate vocabulary.

His main enemy is Link, who also kills him every century with the Master Sword.

Link impaled Ganondorf Dragmire with the Master Sword and sealed him away in the sacred realm forever.
Ganondorf Dragmire by Artisan! September 6, 2007
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Ganondorf Dragmire 

Ganondorf is the sole Gerudo male.

Not only is he The King of Thieves but he also The King of Darkness.

He first appeared in The Ocarina of Time and then appeared again in The Wind Waker.

He seems to be an emotionally disturbed man who was trying to get a better land for his race; however, when he got hold of the Triforce of Power he became mad with... Well... Power.
Ganondorf is super hot whether you like it or not.
Ganondorf Dragmire by Alian's Ennui September 5, 2005

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026