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Gamer Girl Period Blood 

it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.

Gamer Girl Period Blood 

it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted ad decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
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