Gamer Beer
A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.
Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.
Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.
Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.
Gamer Beer by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025
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