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Someone who is nocturnal and only sleeps during the day, but really needs to go to bed. They also love playing league of legends and watching anime/hentai.
“Yo it’s 3 P.M. where’s galdes? Oh he’s probably sleeping.”
“Yo who is playing league of legends and beating their dick to hentai? Oh it’s galdes”
Galdes by HugeDick6969420 May 27, 2020
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glades middle school 

a good school with a lot of fucking crackheads and thots everywhere and fights all the time and siles is pretty gay
damn u go to glades middle school 😳

Galdness 

The highly undesirable state of being both ginger and bald. Defined as a chronic illness by the World Health Organisation, and a personality disorder by the American Psychiatric Association.
McDonaldism is a common consequence of premature Galdness.

"I'm collecting for people with Galdness. Could you please spare a few coins, or an unconvincing toupee?"

That dude has galdness. He is just a massive galdy.

Gales Ferry 

A small town located in the Southeastern section of Connecticut. Most commonly associated as a throughway for such attractions at the world famous Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods Indian Casino as well as the United States Naval Submarine Base and Training School.
Where is Gales Ferry?
right in between Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods.
Ohh yah, I've gambled there alot!
Gales Ferry by RGG July 21, 2006

coral glades 

Imagine a place that is mainly latino, or black. This place has fuckin people who are as pale as casper the ghost who are trying to be black or claim to be latino. This school is so dull and drab to the point where the most interesting thing to ever happen at this fucking school is probably a fight between two fuckboys or chicks whose fucking diets consist of solely hot cheetos. Scratch that, there’s probably some absolute loser who gets busted for drugs, probably because someone snitched and got them roped. The teachers are so boring and erratic to the point where blowing my fucking brains out would be better than sitting in a classroom. Fuck this school, I can’t wait to graduate and I fucking hope that the principal sees this because this school HAS to be the shittiest shithole to ever be created. Peace.
Thing One: Hey man wanna know something that’s more dangerous and boring than Taravella?

Thing Two: No, what is it?

Thing One: Coral Glades High School!
coral glades by arcticm0nkeys03 October 8, 2019
A beautiful, historical town located on the Gulf Coast of Texas that has a rich and famous history. It is known for the 1900 Storm, beautiful Victorian houses, the song "Galveston" by Glen Campbell, the beaches, the Galveston Symphony Orchestra, Ball High School, the Civil War's Battle of Galveston, and for getting hit by hurricanes. Its character is very original and different from other places. It is a city that is irreplaceable.
Galveston is one of the few relatively small towns that known by many people all over the country.
Galveston by Texas Longhorns October 18, 2008
Guitarist for Dimmu Borgir. Has a funny looking porno-moustache.
Galder looks like a porn actor sometimes.
Galder by Beaverlake January 28, 2009
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countrypolitan 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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