A mythical fiddlers convention organism allegedly formed when gravity, poor drainage, and bad decisions unite the unholy remnants of a public park shower—hair and cum—into a translucent, floating menace. Frequently cited as the reason to never go barefoot, ever.
Avery said he fell in the shower this morning and that's why there's a galax jellyfish stuck in his ear ring
by Biglonghammer January 6, 2026
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