1) A homeless douche bag who is a deprived Mexican boy that looks like a chipmunk and eats bean burritos while having sex with his mule named Paco Aye Aye!
2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.
3) Son of the taco bell dog
2) Guy who wears a cubs jacket everyday but he doesn't like them he just can't afford another one.
3) Son of the taco bell dog
1) Hey did you see that guy? he was acting like a total Gabe!
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.
2) 50 times every 2 years, a Gabe takes out another mule.
by New Rebel March 8, 2010
Crikey, he's just like that Gabe...
by gabeishaylee'sneighbour October 6, 2008
by t vance December 14, 2004
by Weonlytellthetruth March 14, 2019
A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.
Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.
by SmallBaldPenis March 22, 2018
by Cool dawg 2000 May 15, 2018
by Hugewenier October 7, 2009