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Gurdon

A small, no traffic light, no WalMart, no chain restaurant, huntin, beer drinkin (cuz CLARK COUNTY IS WET!) backroadin city with some kickass people. Life here is what you make it, so lame people aint got a chance. We are the proud Gurdon Go-Devils, purple and gold! We're known as "dirty water" but its not true. We don't have to have boil orders like our neighbors. Gurdon is home to the International Order of the Hoo-Hoo, Jimmy Witherspoon, Tav Falco, and Daniel Davis (the butler from The Nanny)! Gurdon is more famously known as the home of the Gurdon Light! It a ghost of a railroad foreman who was brutally murdered in 1931. I've seen it several times myself and it stills scares me. If you're serious about seeing him tap on the tracks with a rock, chant "light, light, come out tonight" a few times and he'll shine for you, swing back and forth like a lantern, or if you're lucky he'll chase you!
Everyone i meet: "So where are you from?"
Me: "Gurdon"
Everyone i meet: "Oh I'm sorry"
Me: "Shiiiit. Y'all should be so lucky!"
by gspot4life May 29, 2011
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Gurdon boys

Boys who are extremely horny and will literally do anything to get into your pants. Most of them are ugly asf too. They are super dumb and think they have a chance
"Dude I don't date GURDON BOYS they.

"EW... A Gurdon boy is looking at me"
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Gordon Ramsay

A great british chef who doesn't know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.
'It's fucking raw' screamed Gordon Ramsay
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Gordon Ramsay

A great cook who gets triggered of frozen products.
Gordon Ramsay: ARE THE ICE CUBES FRESH OR FROZEN!?

Chef: F-frozen sir..

Gordon Ramsay: ...Fucking hell.
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Mick Gordon

The masterpiece of heavy metal goodness, especially in the Doom franchise. A god among gods.
The man Mick Gordon riffs guitars like it’s no one’s business!
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Gordon Goodbrother

A generic positive black male role model character lacking any personality besides black and good.
In every movie he's in, you can count on Taye Diggs to be a Gordon Goodbrother.
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Gordon Ramsay

The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.
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