GUMMIED UP 

A fun way of saying f*cked up.

“How drunk are you?” “I’m GUMMIED UP rn”

Or
“Did you catch feelings?” “Oh ya they have me GUMMIED UP ong”

GUMMIED UP by dizwadidiz October 2, 2022

Gummed Up The Reed 

1. To mess up
2. To get in a sticky situation
3. To fuck up

Peter we lost this round because of you, stop gumming up the reed.

Had you used protection, we wouldn't be in this mess. Jesus Peter! you really gummed up the reed this time.

Gummed Up The Reed by Prepfin4 December 6, 2016

Gummed Up 

When you have been going hard for several years on end with the booze and the dope, your brain becomes gummed up. That means its working, but just barelyyy. The gears are spinnin but just fast enough to keep from stalin out.

Pat: "dude why can you barely even figure out what going on?"

Kyle: "dude im all gummed up, i got all smoked up last night and can barely function right now"

Gummed Up by PP the hound December 28, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008