gumf 

a whole lotta crap no-one wants to deal with, learn or say.

thank god thats the last time i need to say all that gumf!
Youre all gumf and no action.

gumf by GUMPH June 13, 2003

GUMF 

An acronym for the phrase, Goofy Ugly Mother Fucker. The word is used when it would be innapropriate to say, "Goofy, Ugly, Mother Fucker" aloud.

Dave: "Oh my god, look at that GUMF over there!"
Chris:"Shit's hurtin' my eyes! Lets get out of here!"

GUMF by DarthSlymer July 13, 2011

gumf 

Obscence or without meaning; sometimes means an undefined swearword, making it possible to swear like hell at people who have no idea what the gumf you're saying. I'm not gonna put an example here because I already have ya lazy gumf.

There! I did it again! Twice now! Damn ass gumf!

gumf by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Gumfished

When you meet up with someone you met online and they have no teeth

Finally met up in real life with Damon who I met online and he forgot to mention he had no teeth. I was gumfished.

Gumfished by CrunchyCrew February 24, 2022

gümfeglocken

The ceremonial bells used by gümfe (the plural of gumf) during traditional festivities and rituals. The bells are very important to the gumf culture as the bell distinguishes one gumf from another. For every stolen cookie the bell gets an extra engraving.

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gümfeglocken by Treat_Cakes123 May 20, 2009

Gumfing 

Inserting gumballs into the anus.

The ol lady and I tried gumfing last night. She blew bubbles every time she farted

Gumfing by Cockfat December 24, 2017

Gumface 

Someone who is being dumb or stupid or just acting crazy

You're such a gumface

Gumface by KIX_01 November 2, 2019