A collection of various foods, all of which are disgusting and foul tasting, that were recently purchased from a grocery store. Usually purchased by a inconsiderate family member/roommate who's soul personal taste and food preferences, and not yours, were taken into account.
Tim: I'm really hungry and we have nothing to eat but stale crumpets.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
Andy: Don't worry, Bridget just went for groceries.
Tim: Oh no!, all that bitch ever buys is GROSSERIES.
by Roachey15 August 24, 2009
"I could not believe that man's level of grossery."
"The grossery of the men's bathroom at the bar was even too much for the guys to handle."
"The grossery of the men's bathroom at the bar was even too much for the guys to handle."
by allieFOUR20 March 27, 2009
Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.
We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.
by Jonathan Mergy October 15, 2007
Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...
Olga: Seriously...
by Olga and Ryan December 01, 2007
Until today, this word is survived solely by a small cult following.
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
While the word has been celebrated by many, only few can properly deliver it when the opportunity arises. Grosseries should not be mistaken for a word, for it is better described as an experience. When delivered properly Grosseries brings meaning to an unattractive situation, scent, or b list celebrity.
Here is a list of situations where using Grosseries is not appropriate
A night club in BunLevel
Donnie Darko
Beef
End of List
Ryan: Having to take Joe Doll for a class was grosseries. He was my business professor and I couldn't stand him!
Olga: Seriously...
Olga: Seriously...
by Olga and Ryan December 17, 2007
not to be confused with grocery, a Grossery is something that you or another finds gross/ offensive / disgusting or otherwise foul.
by OZ ZY OZ December 16, 2023