Girl's prepatory School in Chattanooga TN, is a institution for young prudes to attend for a greater education. They are below the typical standards of beauty throughout the world. For normal girls they have a cycle once a month where they menstrate through the vaginal tube. However these girls have this cycle year round which allows them to have a higher bitchyness level. By the way their menstration attracts bears. They are also referred to as GPMS girls. This stands for girls- PMS. Stay away.
My friend tadd was walking through the woods with a girl that was from GPS and he got mauled by a bear.
by chattanooga males January 24, 2008
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an acronym for gay penis syndrome. First diagnosed by famed scholar Derek Bowles. When a man is straight, and is attracted to woman, but who's penis is not.

A way of mocking a friend.
Dude, I think you have GPS
by randomnamebecausetheyarealltak December 4, 2010
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Great Personal Style, as Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the indie/alternative rock band "The Killers") quoted in an interview that someone had come up to him and said he had great GPS. Brandon asked what GPS was and the man replied "Great Personal Style"
Wow, I love what you're wearing - you have great GPS!
by fourminuteswiser August 6, 2011
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Girlfriend Positioning System. When your dude feels the need to let you know where he is at every moment of every day.
What am I? Your GPS?
by positioning_system April 17, 2011
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Ginger Penis Syndrome

When one has orange pubic hair, and a small freckled penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to paleness
While in a public restroom, Jeremiah happened to noticed something peculiar about Jon. Then he realized that Jon has Ginger Penis Syndrome

Jeremiah: "OMG Carl, did you see Jonny's GPS!?"

Carl: "Yeah! He might want to get that checked out!"
by GPS creator February 11, 2014
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A digital crutch used by people who proudly claim to be handicapped with a poor sense of direction or a poor mental map of their surroundings.
Relying on GPS weakens our natural ability to find our own way, while atrophying other cognitive skills that are needed to navigate our oft-complicated lives—we need to resurrect the lost art of getting out of our comfort zone and finding our way without a map or GPS.
by MathPlus February 19, 2018
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Global positioning system. The device wants to tell you where to go but always recalculates. Because you come up with a better route to your destination.
"Follow your GPS."
"She wants me to go onto that road, but it's closed. I don't usually listen to her."
"Recalculating."
by YoukoM November 25, 2017
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