Urban Dictionary: GPS

GPS

Giant Penis Syndrome

Jim : My GPS doesn’t work

Billy : I’ve got GPS

Jim : Really?

Billy : Ya... giant penis syndrome!! Haha

by puZslayer69 January 28, 2020

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Good pussy sensor: A device in a mans head that determines whether or not a woman has good pussy.

My gps went off when I met you.

by Beeslybop January 24, 2017

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The electronic piece of shit that INSISTS that this turn off is the right one and despite following it's directions leads you astray and off into a horror movie-esque town.

This damn GPS brought us here AGAIN?! This isn't even nearly the right place!

by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

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Global positioning system. The device wants to tell you where to go but always recalculates. Because you come up with a better route to your destination.

"Follow your GPS."
"She wants me to go onto that road, but it's closed. I don't usually listen to her."
"Recalculating."

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by YoukoM November 25, 2017

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Gay Porn Site.
A site for gay porn.
Sometimes we make jokes about GPS.

A: Look, I got a GPS!
B: ??!! You became a gay porn site administor??!! LOL

by SandaimeSpaceMan February 08, 2008

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Ghost Phone Syndrome
Is when you keep having the sensation of feeling your cell phone vibrating on your leg (through your pocket), even though nobody has called you. It will happen more often if you're expecting a call.

Not your significant other (because your always distracted, thinking something good might happen) says: 'Have you got GPS or something?'
You:"Umm, nah, I just really love to know what the time is, don't you?"

by Ned Lear August 27, 2007

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