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GOOCH STICK 

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"
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Sticky Gooch 

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.
I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
Sticky Gooch by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Sticky Gooch 

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.
I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.
Sticky Gooch by scabbylips December 15, 2015

GoochSticker 

A little piece of dry dookie matter that sticks to the roof of your gooch.
"Man, this GoochSticker is giving me a rash."
GoochSticker by NO1R April 4, 2022

Goochsickle 

When you are having sex with a girl take your index finger, swipe it through your gooch and proceed to let the girl suck on that same finger
Bro i gave Stephanie a GOOCHSICKLE
Goochsickle by Mr Buri April 25, 2019
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