Cunny Funt

A silent fart from the vagina.

Guys, I just did a cunny funt.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Sticky Gooch

When your semen comes out and just dribbles down you dick to your gooch, and dries. Thus becoming sticky.

I watched porn last night and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Scabby Lips

Vagina lips that are all dry and scabby.

"What's the news doctor?"
"I'm afraid, you have scabby lips."

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Sticky Gooch

When your semen dribbles out of your dick and moves down to your gooch, thus making your gooch sticky.

I watched porn last night, and went to sleep with a sticky gooch.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015