Skip to main content
"Any hole is a goal" A golfer is a male who will have sex with any living thing, often caught fornicating with the most grotesque and repulsive beings alive.
Me: She must have been over 400 pounds
Friend: Ah whatever id still fuck her
Me: Dude you're such a golfer
Golfer by aidsracer March 18, 2015
An individual who partakes in the sport of Golfing.
ThongSnapper sure is a pretty fucking horrible golfer. He couldn't play golf to save his own non-existent dick.
Golfer by thisisntmeatalliswear January 8, 2012
An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.
Watch out for that golfer!!!
golfer by TVL April 13, 2005
Slang for lesbian, comes from the fact that many WPGA golfers are lesbians
That butch chick is a total golfer.
golfer by Leeny Powers September 13, 2005
That Swedish supermodel married a golfer?
golfer by TVL November 3, 2004
a drunk liar in ugly clothes who plays with his balls in public
Look at those golfers. They're such strange, yet silly people.
golfer by Onewhoflies October 18, 2006