glomph

Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/

My full name is Jerry Glomph Black

by Jerry Glomph Black December 18, 2003

glomph

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

Beth glomphed Tony.

by Tony November 12, 2003

Glomph

The act of inserting male genitalia into a persons anus. The act must be performed without lubricant to be classed as a Glomph.

'' That girl I met last night was so kinky , she even let me Glomph her. ''

by JB Brownie October 23, 2015

glomph

the GLOMPH is a comic figure createt 33 years a go. he is nite and wise
see www.glomph.de

you can meet the glomph at www.glomph.de

by Bernd westphal January 04, 2005

glomph

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

I glomph
You glomph
He/She/It glomphs
We glomph
They glomph
Every(flipping)body glomphs

by Egypt November 15, 2005

glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 07, 2003

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 20, 2003