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My glands was covered with semen after she gave me fellatio
glands by AC December 26, 2003
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Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.

Glands man 

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes
Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community
Glands man by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

mammary glands 

The subjects mammary glands display an increase in size in reaction to the surgery.
mammary glands by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

memory glands 

a set of breasts so intoxicating that you'll remember them for the rest of your life
My ex-girlfriends a real bitch but she had a great pair of memory glands
memory glands by youzafoo April 23, 2011

Manmary Glands

Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.
"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."
Manmary Glands by Serequel May 4, 2009

glutton glands 

Intangible glands in the human body that activate when one has a strong urge or desire for a particular food. The ideal location for such glands would be beneath the lower jaw; on the left and right sides of the Adam's Apple.
example 1: "I really don't need another double fudge brownie, however, my glutton glands are working overboard."

example 2:

Gertrude: "Look at Esther!"
Pam: "I see her."
Gertrude: "She's been eyeing those apple dumplings all night!!
Pam: "It's those glutton glands, girl. They'll get you every time."
glutton glands by politicchick September 19, 2009
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