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girl check 

Street term for Breast Self Exam (BSE). The "breasts" are the "girls." A check-up a woman does at home to look for changes or problems in the breast tissue.
Experts do not agree about the benefits of BSE. Talk to your doctor about whether girl checks are right for you."
girl check by yes juanito yes November 12, 2014
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girl check 

The ability for any guy(like myself) to tell the gender of anyone writing a lenghty definition(about 15-20 lines) with regular english words. This is when you are able to pick apart the gender of the writer(easiest to spot women who are trying to prove something or make it look like they know a whole lot about the subject and that you don't) by the words that they use. biggest clue word ever for a smart allickey girl is the use of the word-menstrual- instead of a more insulting word, like bitch cycle or bitch switch. If they say menstrual in their definiton they are either a really sheltered kid who has really forward parents or a female.
jack: hey man, you know I was playing halo last night, and this noob kept trying to snipe me, so I turned around and charge 100 feet towards the punk with a shotgun and shot its ass up.
He start whining over his headpiece that I cheated and wasn't allowed to shoot its character so i told it to turn off the bitch switch. making fun of it for being a fruit. then it typed.
Punk Noob: don't make fun of the menstrual system you cheater!

Jack: Wow, you really need to work on your girl voice you punk ass bitch, maybe next time I won't mistake you for a guy when I hear your voice, good thing my girl check sense is strong when it comes to typed words.

girl check by $CREEDS$ January 6, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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