When you hit your golfing buddy sending them into having to eat through a tube for 4 weeks and having 3 caved in teeth
You just got Gaffed
by Chuungy August 9, 2018
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an irish way and hip way of saying house

"lets all go to my gaf"
"gaf party!!"
"free gaf"
"your gaf is huge!"
by sopureirish August 10, 2008
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"I don't gaf."
"no you dont understand, I'm not a gaffer."
"That issue barely registers on my gaf meter."
by GarmoMarni July 18, 2013
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To have have someone, particularly an old man, excessivly squeez your arm, sholder, butt, or any body part to the point where it almost looks like molestation.
Hey man look at what Brother John is doing to Billy.
Oh man, he's been gaffed.
by Dave and Kieran October 21, 2004
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A gaf is an unpopular surgical procedure in which a male's testicles are removed so they can be inserted into his partners vagina.
"A true sign of masculinity is to be double gaffed."
by senorgoopie August 20, 2020
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The act of engaging in French kissing with a partner, or partners, used to express an excessive length of time.
Zac : How did the party go last night?

Owen : Oh it was good, I spend the whole night gaffing Katie
by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019
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"Gay as fuck" - A slang abbreviation to describe someone who is extremely homosexual in their appearance, or in what they say.
Girl 1: Does John seem a bit camp to you?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's gaf...
by golligysutton July 11, 2013
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