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"If I could look across the country from California to New Jersey, then I would count the parks and lake resorts and number all the jets and airports. All those rather dreary rain clouds still bother me cause I look through the camera eye piece and cannot see. If I could open up my window and see from Tampa Bay to Juneau. Then I would survey all those open miles and line them up in single file. Everywhere I look I see green scenic sublime, and all those oceanic vistas are so divine. If I was standing on the balcony, and you were walking down below. I'd feel rather depressed and out of place, and lonely just to watch you go. If you were swinging from the highway overpass within the western hemisphere. I'd feel rather afraid and insecere if you began to disappear. If I was walking through a sad art gallery, and you were driving through the night. I'd feel rather alone and ill at ease beneath the brialliant showroom light. If I was flying on a plane above your town, and you were gazing at the sky. Somehow I'd feel intact and reassured if you began to wave goodbye." ~~Fuzzy Blue Lights-Owl City.
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026